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(Thanks to Criss H of Corona, CA) Dirty old men need love too! Good night Dick! How 'bout "Ohh, that Henny Youngman!!" Thanks Scott Williams ....And Now Take It Away Goldie!
Twenty years from now....(thanks to Donte H. of PA for these quotes!) "If you've got 'em, smoke em" (Thanks To John Bond Of England) And now for the
news of the future..... Is that another chicken joke!? (Thanks to Criss H of Corona, CA) by Henry Gibson This program was pre-recorded so the cast would have time to make a getaway. This program was pre-recorded earlier because we found it very difficult to pre-record it later. "Wolfgang, don't be a dum-dum." "What's a dum-dum?" "The Fuhrer is alive and living in Kate Smith!" (Arte Johnson and Peter Sellers, 1925-1980) Gotcha! Don't forget "Letters to Laugh-In," every afternoon Monday through Friday on NBC-TV. Thanks to Jason (Bullett) Look that up in your Funk and Wagnall's. Blow in his ear and he'll follow you anywhere! It's time for the quickies.... Blah,blah,blah...Keep a going....blah,blah,blah...Keep a going... (Thanks to L. Gillespie) Coming up next week folk! when the flying fickle finger fate award.... (or the wonderful winged weenie as our producers call it). "...and Morgul as the friendly drelb." -Gary Owens Well, you can carry a bucket, You can carry a grudge... but you cain't carry on, 'cuz HERE COME DA JUDGE! (here come da judge, here come da judge...) Thanks to Robert of PA "This is Uncle Al, the kiddies' pal, hello, little friends, hello!" -Uncle Al An elaboration to one already posted:
"And now, folks, it's Sock It To Me Time!"
-Judy Carne
(Thanks to Rick Jones) Plastic hippies have no bippies. They're the big kids.... (Thanks to Chris Butler)
You're not gonna bring back Tiny Tim, are you?
(I think the army burned his draft card.)
(Thanks to Criss H of Corona, CA) (Agent Josh W from PA)
(Thanks to Rob) Jeremy Lloyd: "I say, why shouldn't Raquel Welch play a man in Myra Breckinridge?" Micky Dolenz: "Well, I can give you two good reasons..." Mike Nesmith: "Oh yeh, that only answers half the question!" ( from Nick A) Micky Dolenz: We spent 35 million dollars on the space program. Now some people said that we should of given it to the poor. Davy Jones: Now what do the poor know about running a space program? (Thanks to JRSL88) Verrrry interesting.....
but stupid
(Thanks to Paul H. for the "but stupid" idea) A blister on your thing can be painful.... Paper gets reamed!
How about a walnetto? (from Mike B)
Do you beleive in the here after?
Then you know what I'm here after!
"I couldn't think of a poem for this week.....by Henry Gibson" (quote is from the 1968-1969 season).
This weeks winner of the flying fickle finger of fate award is........?
Here Come Da Judge!
And what about.... Naomi? (Thanks to Cindi K for this Gary Owens quote!)
I was wondering if I could tell you something my aunt once said.....
Mailmen are carriers.
Every Christmas I waited for you! (to Bob Hope) (Thanks to a fan for these quotes) THAT'S A NO NO NO DUMB, DUMB! THAT'S A DICTIONARY YOU KNOW I'LL BE BY THE SWINGS DUMB! THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD WRONG! I'll DRINK TO THAT IF ?????? MARRIED ?????? HE/SHE WOULD BE ???????????? (Example If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she'd be Ida Ho.) That's a local joke! Polish joke? Lassie is a boy What about the buffalo .....and now our laugh-in classified ads Marshall McLuhan, what are you doin'? (Thanks to Mike for the update.) Tiny tim is a place "It's a mod mod world; it's a mod mod world; mod mod world" (Thanks to JRSL88 for these quotes!!!) Artie Johnson (Tyrone): "Do you believe in the hereafter?" Ruth Buzzi (Gladys): "Yes." Artie Johnson (Tyrone): "Then you know what I'm here after." Thanks to Jack R. for the above quotes! (Thanks to Mike D for this quote) Don't poo poo puberty. NBC... beautiful Downtown Burbank.... I think I got it! I think I got it! I think I got it! I think I got it! (Thanks to a fan for this quote) Henry Gibson singing "If you could see inside of me, you would se DDT ..." Steve Indianapolis I didn't know that! (Thanks to Don of Indiana and Tony Larsen for this Dick Martin Quote) "Sock it to ME?" Uttered by Richard Milhouse Nixon (Thanks to John Gezelius) "keep it moving jack benny, keep it moving" (contributed by Josie) Lily Tomlin as Ernestine, the telephone operator, talking to the camera: "You can give her flowers, you can give her candy, but don't forget to give her a ringy-dingy!" Lily Tomlin as "The Tasteful Lady" after having been doused with a bucket of water, or having been dropped through the trap door, etc.: "That was NOT very tasteful." Barbara Sharma, dressed patriotically, does a little tap-dancing move, then says, while saluting, "Thank you, Mr. Agnew!" Above from Michael from New Jersey Tyrone: "Ya ever see an ancient gotcha" Gladys: "No..." Tyrone: "Look up there.... GOTCHA!" "Verrrrry interestink... But Stoopit" (Thanks to Da Gator) Hi! I'm your talking Judy doll... Touch my little body and I hit you. "Hava nagile Have two nagile Have three nagile They're pretty small." (Thanks to Hadakano Pretzel) You bet your sweet bippie! What's a bippie? thanks to a fan for this quote! Don't see your favorite Laugh-In
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